Shmorky's Webcomic Review
The opinions of Shmorky... well, they don't matter. Shmorky has been jailed and institutionalized more than he can count up to. He hasn't even begin counting anyway. I don't know if he understands what "institutionalized" means. He probably thinks it means "vacation." Some of the things he says may offend you, some may confuse you. It's best to just not think about it and make your own judgements about these comics.
Superosity
Probably made by a genius who is also drunk 24/7. Superosity is one wino's vision of a bright future. How a homeless drunk got an internet connection I do not know. That is besides the point. This man, whoever he is, am a genius.
A++
S.S.D.D.
S.S.D.D. stands for Special Service Delivery Depo. It is a comic about two foxes who have sex and a rabbit who delivers pizza. The part about pizza delivery was a shocker! Al "The Al" Alson has created an interesting comic that reminds me of everyday life here in New Jersey even though the comic is based in Canada or something.
B
Schlock Mercenary.
It's about a lump of shit that is also a hired assassin. Drawn by a Mormon, so it has to be good.
A --
Sex & Violence XXX
Ajax is a killer who is naked sometimes. The artwork is impressive considering Mr. Holm (the artist) was born without any arms.
A for AAAAAAAH!
SinFEST!
Written, Directed, and starring Spike Lee, Sinfest is a NON-STOP TRAIN OF FUN. Drawn using a team of Japanese animators led by Hitler, Sinfest is a love story about a 6-year-old boy (Slick) and the sexy pedophile (Monique) who loves him. Give Sinfest a TRY!
C ++++++
Soap On A Rope
There's a bald guy in it and that's pretty funny. Also, this comic rhymes with POPE.
P-
Spooner
HEY! There aren't any SPOONS in this comic! BOO.
F
Suburban Jungle
Tiffany Tiger is a model with a whole lot of body hair, yet she is very successful. Wonderfully drawn by award-winning artist George Clooney and written by Jared, the Subway guy. A MUST SEE! Warning: contains explicit violence
BEE
Wandering Ones
A story of a number One named Ravenwing who is also a wanderer. Some of the BEST artwork in webcomics. If Prince Valient makes you cream your pants, Wandering Ones will CRACK YOU UP! It's HILARIOUS!
#1
WENDY
These are Xomix at their best. Drawn by world famous Manga Artist Josh Leshnick, Wendy is a window into a wonderful world of wacky women who wock! I mean ROCK! If you haven't read WENDY you are obviously an idiot.
W+
It's like The Wonder Years because it's about a boy who grows up to become a famous cartoonist. Owen Doom is known to the cartooning world as "The Owen Doom of the cartooning world." I read this comic every day despite it's scheduel.
A+
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This... is the coolest... card trick... ever.
?
Alice
It's about a boy named Frank. I don't know, I didn't actually read it.
F for Frank.
Avalon
Interesting comic about underage porn stars who go to school in Canada. I don't read this comic but I got the main idea. It's okay Avalon fans, Joe Phillips wont read this review anyway!
D-
Bloodlark.
It sucks.
F-----------
BoxJam's Doodle
This comic has more Box than Jam. I want my money back.
B for BOXES which I HATE.
Bruno The Bandit
Bruno is a bandit. It is rumored that he stuffs his tights with a potato, but in the back. BTB (as the kids call it) is a serious drama set in Medieval 1992. It's a complex story worth looking at, especially if you like frogs. One character is a giant Frog that talks to a Pinhead. Or is that Zippy?
B for Bruno
College Roomies from Heck
A normal comic about NORMAL college roommates who are SO normal that it's EXCITING. It reminds me of when I was in college... for ten minutes before they found me and threw me out. I say "THUMBS UP" Maritza!
A PLINUS
Chopping Block
What a beautiful comic! Chopping Block is obviously about the author's childhood and the awkward stages we all face growing up. It's a moving work of art that will leave you with a smile in your heart. I highly recommend this for children and 99-year-olds in spirit!
AB positive
Clan Of The Cats
FINALLY! A comic strip JUST FOR CAT LOVERS. Clan Of The Cats is a fun little story about a kitten who starts his own political party and takes over the world. However, a small "clan" of cats revolt and overthrow the Kitator. And just when things get reeeeally hairy- OH! I don't want to spoil it! Read for yourself!
C
The Class Menagerie
The drama of school shootings is brought back in this chilling Cop Drama. Tony tells the story and spares no detail. Tony is a goth baseball player who believes in God and just wants to spread the word of Butter Jesus. Kevin is the streetsmart accountant. Mikey is a plunger. Brad is a gameboy with a cracked screen. The list goes on. Give The Class Menagerie a LOOKY-LOO!
BeeGee
Cool Cat Studio
The most successful comic strip ever, Cool Cat Studio makes 2000 dollars a year! Sadly, all the characters were killed off in a violent and disturbing climax reminiscent to Chairman Of The Board: Director's Cut. Get ready to be shocked!
A
Elf Life
Only one thing can improve this comic, the name. It should be called Elf Knife. And it should be about half elf / half knife creatures led by a robot named Dr. BadBad. Holy shit, that would be sweet. Wait, Carson Piles- don't do that! That's my idea now! SEE YOU IN HOLLYWOOD, SUCKERS.
B+++++++++++++++++
Everything Jake
A moving love story between two boys, Jake and Kelly. Everything Jake is Everything Great about homosexual love stories. Written by world famous lesbian/yaoi fanfiction writer Mary Rosenzweig, this comic gets THREE THUMBS UP!
A+
Exploitation NOW!
LATER!
Not F!
FANS!!!
Depressing look at yourself. You pimply virgin.
ABBA
Fat Jesus
Naked and Fat like the day you were born! Bubble Bunny sock my shoe. Did you forget what it was like to believe? Someday I'll be the king of the world and you motherfuckers will be like cheese in my toes! Yummy, 500 dollar cheese!
BREE+
Funny Farm
Winner of the 1999 "MOST ORIGINAL COMIC STRIP TITLE EVER" award, Funny Farm continues to be Funny as a Farm! Check this out, you'll be GLAD you WERE!
F for FUNNY!
GEE PEE EFF?
It's like Dilbert with F-words! I swear!
GPF
Gene Catlow
The best comic about a Rabbit with supernatural powers that saves the world from an evil corporation that's keeping animals and humans apart.
A+++
IT'S A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC ABOUT A COMIC!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Help Desk
This would be a great comic if not for all the sex and nudity!
Thump Pointing Directly Horizontal
Hound's Home
Where the hell are all the hounds in this comic? There are giant monkey and some teenagers but not ONE dog. Oh wait... I get it now. It's symbolic. Holy shit...
BEST PRIZE
It's Walky
It's WHAT? I'm not going to read this rubbish.
N/A
Just Another Vice
Like explosive diarrhea... IN A GOOD WAY!
Q
Lost And Found Investigations
It's like if Scooby Doo had sex with Andy Griffith and they had a baby and the baby was bit by a radioactive spider. Pish-SHOW! BANG! Ker-PLOP!
C C you real soon!
Look What I Brought Home
When Scott McCloud asked me "What is the greatest webcomic in history?" I has to think for a while. Then I told him flat out it had to be- without a doubt- Look What I Brought Home. First Scott gave me a confused look, then I told him it was a Keenspot comic. Scott's face melted off and his eyes turned a firey red at the mention of Keenspot. "KEENSPOT SUCKS! KEENSPOT WILL ALWAYS BE CRAP! IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD! I WILL DESTORY IT ONE DAY. I WILL DESTROY YOU! KEENSPOT... WILL... DIE!!!!" With that he sprouted wings from his back and flew to the top of a far off mountain where I haven't spoken to him since. Anyway, LWIBH is great.
A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Life's So RAD!
^__________________________________________________________________________________^
R for RAD.
Lizard
What the FUCK is this FUCKING SHIT?
F-
Melonpool
There are two things wrong with that title.
C++
Men In Hats
Men In Hats! Men In Hats! There's Wacky Hat, Tall Hat, Foghat, Homo Hat, Cat In The Hat, Jack Sprat Hat, That Hat Weekly. M-W-F.
HAT!
Mr. Chuck Show
The obvious joke is to replace the word "Chuck" with "Fuck", but I'm above that.
C, it was better in the 70s.
News Hounds!
Here's a great idea! A comic about DOGS that report NEWS! We'll call it DOG REPORTERS! Also, references to Nelvana and PowerPoint.
D for Doggy
Nukees
A blue haired geek is bit by a radioactive pill bug and has the power to curl up in a ball. However, he's made of applesauce.
F
Ozy And Millie
The most VULGAR and DISGUSTING comic strip on the 'net. WARNING: offensive to everyone.
rated R
RPG World
Uh oh! Help Help, here come the bears, HELP HELP, here come the bears, HELP HELP here come THE HAIR BEAR BUNCH!
B!
Real Life Comics
Hurry up and donate money to this comic! This kid needs to PLAY MORE VIDEO GAMES!
Real
Movie Comics!
It's like a PENNY ARCADE for MOVIES!
$2.00
Mall Monkeys
I hate more things than you hate, also I can have more apathy than you.
FAILED, see me after class.
Pupkin
What do you get when you combine half Nintendo / half Bogbeast? I don't know.
-100
Elftor
A comic by OSAMA BIN LADEN!!! Drawn in MS Paint by a genius.
E!
Rabbits
I HAVE AN ERECTION AND IT WONT GO AWAY, THAT IS BECAUSE I LIKE THE COMIC RABBITS. IT IS WRITTEN BY OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!
A
No Pants Tuesday
YAWN.
B-
Nowhere Man
Nowhere Man is a comic that really makes you think.
No Grade, think about it.
The Devil May Care
MADE WITH CHOCOLATE.
C-
Animal Pop
This comic was better than Nowhere Man because no one wants a plush toy of a dork or his dwarf friend dork.
Best In Show
Zeek v2.whatever
Zeeeeeeeeek zeeeeeeeeeeeek zeeeeeeeeeeek zeeeeeeeeeeek. Cram it, Jimmy.
D
Angels
What the hell is this supposed to be? Some kind of Anime in space? WHO GAVE YOU PHOTOSHOP?
2200 points
8 Bit College
Is it a SPRITE COMIC? Yup. Does it have MEGAMAN sprites? Sure does. Does it make jokes about lame it is to be "just another" sprite comic? PROBABLY! I didn't read that far.
2-bits
TRUE NUFF
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck fuck fuck. Double fuck shitfuck titty fuck suckafucka.
Fuck+
Alien Dice
The funniest Yaoi Angst parody ever... EVER.
A--
Supermegatopia
One of those dirty Furry comics, but for some reason no one has any problem with it. What makes Supermegatopia so special? Huh? Fuck you. Fuck all of you... ...furries...
F for FURRY
Faux Pas
...
...
4 In The Morning
Same jokes you've already seen on other Flash sites, only THIS time... oh wait, nothing's different about this either.
1-UP
Achewood
I'm going to give Achewood an A because that's the letter it begins with.
A
BhodiSoft Comic
A geeky comic drawn with insect feces.
B
Bizarre Uprising
Apparently this is a "Web Manga" even though I see no Manga and no Webs. This comic gets my highest score.
B12
Staccato
Everything about this comic RULES, except for the Basketball character. I think he was just invented to create cheap easy-to-make toylines.
Sssssssssss
Tribbel
I found something worse than Pupkin!
$
Boat Face
OH! I get it now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HA-
Bob Maestro
What the hell? What country is this from? FRANCE? I bet it's from France.
N/A
Bollox
This comic is called Bollox because the characters are actually testicles brought to life by a VooDoo woman.
WITCHCRAFT!
Bones
AWFUL humor, only this time with SKELETONS!
A+++++++++
Captain Suppository
This guy likes to take short naps in your bunghole!
S+
Cat And Girl
Tries to be a hip comic and succeeds. Good job, now make some T-shirts you whore.
WIN
Civilization Fall Down Go Boom
Catchy title, AWFUL COMIC!
1/2%
Force Monkeys
STOP MAKING COMICS! No wait... GameSpy.com, STOP HOSTING COMICS
NO
Friend Bear
That's Nice
D
It Never Rains
Except today.
B
Neo Monster Island
Fetish Porno Site nightmare for kids.
X
Kid Radd
For ages 5-6!
A+
Medieval Mayhem!
Alliteration = MAYHEM!
A
Spelling The Vacuum
Quite possibly a COMIC!
V!!!
Miss Dynamite
ANIME! ANIME! ANIME!!!
H00RJ-
News In Brief
Fairly simple idea... Until SKELETOR gets in the mix!
Bwee
Nowhere Girl
Called " a free, full length, continuing online comic" Yeah Right! I'm not falling for THAT one again!
0, this score will help keep that angsty mood!
Pokey The Penguin
Wait... you mean this is a COMIC?
A+
Qivi
WHAT?
F
Ristar
A sprite comic or something...
F
Road Waffles
The comic with the close-up shot on Satan's Asshole was kind of interesting.
D-
Max Panic
Watch these kids grow up to be real apathetic and make the comic very boring.
Bored.
Sephen
Just like all the other female leads in Eight comics. Only this time he drives it into the ground then shoves your face in it. FUN FACT: This comic is Road Waffles set somewhere else!
C+
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
This comic is made of MEAT. Give it a look then shoot yourself.
MEAT
Adventurers
It's like RPG World, but made before RPG world, but both comics are kind of cool so it's okay I guess. Then again this is very offensive to my Church.
DAMNED!
Algernon's Dilemma
It's like Li'l Abner ON ACID!... or not.
!
All About Eda
Comic about some kind of green thing and Captain Lou in a tux.
***1/2
Angst Technology
The best Furry Office Comedy ever!
B+
Animal Crackers
Just when you thought funny animals couldn't get unfunnier.
F
Artless Bart In Space
Good idea, a COMIC STRIP only without pictures... I'm going to kill myself.
Worst Score Ever
Badly Drawn Kitties XXX
Naked cats? How could this strip fail?
F that's how.
Ban The Basics
It's like a syndicated comic for people with oversized eyebrows.
BANNED
Barely Human
Bear Puns. Barely funny, Barely interesting, Barely a comic. UnBEARable.
Bear
Bearly There
ANOTHER comic with BEAR PUNS? BURN IT. Okay, Barely Human is WAY BETTER. I take back everything.
-1 million
http://bettermousetrap.keenspace.com/Better Mousetrap
Cute comic about PAIN.
A+
Bible Bot
Aethiest Humor was funnier BACK IN 1998! Also, this comic doesn't even try to be funny and the drawings suck. You FAIL. NOW BURN IN HELL!!!
5%
Black Tapestries
Cleverly drawn comic with Cleverness for the Clever.
C for clever.
Blotto Street
Stick Figure comic about teens that like to shit in eachother's mouth.
A+
Blue Moon
This comic is funny ONCE IN A BLUE MOON! HA HA HA HA HA! Oh I crack myself up! I'm a regular David Letterman!
B
Blunder Clod
A comic for people who still like Superhero parodies, also for anyone from 1983.
Zzzzzz
Bob And George
THANKS FOR INSPIRING EVERY LAME ASS ON EARTH TO START MAKING AWFUL SPRITE COMICS MOSTLY ABOUT MEGAMAN.
D you lose points for everything obvious.
The Boondocks
suitable webcomic gets turned into an awful syndicated comic. I hope this comic explodes in space.
D-
Boston And Shawn
Cute comic about a dragon that doesn't involve anal rape and vore.
A-
Brainfries
now with extra fiber. A comic about Charles Manson's pet Saber-toothed Catgirl. YAY FOR COMMUNISM!
B
The Brass Monkey
I'm confused.
B-
Bruno
What a FUCKING RIP OFF. There's no BANDIT in this comic!
-B
BUCKLES
Whatever it is that draws people to Buckles, this dog has his day with readers everywhere. Created by twenty-something David Gilbert, the comic strip Buckles has been described by fans as "adorable," "clever," "refreshing" and "a winner." I just call it DOGSHIT.
F
Calvin And Hobbes
Highly pretentious.
C
Campus Safari
Soooo tired. I hate writing these reviews. That's it... All webcomics suck. ALL OF THEM. I hate webcomics.
A
Captain Mike
Space Frog does a little dance for you! The dance is horrible!
B.B.
Cathy
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ally mcbeal FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
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Cats With Hands!
Joe Martin holds the worlds record as "Most Prolific Cartoonist", well guess what? Someone is going to beat you... Quickly, someone tell Guinness about Dave Kelly!
A? Go here for all his cromics: http://www.mrboffo.com/joe.html
Chester
The answer is...
B!
Coffey Street
A comic by Otters, for Otters... Oh, and just because I'm Irish don't think that'll help raise your score BUCK-O!
A-
CoyoteVille
Scat and bestiality, the best of both worlds in one comic.
C
Dandy And Company
Cronic Masturbation was never THIS funny (or lame)
Just Dandy
Dex Lives
Just WONDERFUL.
Gimme Pussy
Dilbert
About as funny as a nail in your eye... and that's pretty funny!
D for Dilbert
Dirty Socks
Too Otaku to live.
O negative
Doonesbury
The only syndicated comic worth a DAMN
A
Dragon Tails
The cutest Drag Queen comic EVER.
rated G
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